Fundamentals of Unseen Academia

The Dean of Pentacles got into a rum-fuelled argument at a conference with Bugarup University about whose students could "Wiz" harder. This spirited debate ended with a wager: no Bugarup student could survive even one day of UU's gruelling course load.
As UU students, you must ensure the Bugarup visitors get a "fair" chance at this ordeal. You've been given an itinerary to guide them through whilst frightening the absolute willies out of them and proving UU's superiority. Ideally, at least one survives to tell the tale. Also, watch them closely—no stealing UU secrets!